Rob Lowe has now resorted to doing commercials for DirecTV, where regular Rob Lowe — cool and well groomed, apparently — is rivals with a version of himself that has cable and makes other poor choices.

In all the commercials, Lowe pits himself against the less fortunate Lowe who typically comes with social anxiety and bad hygiene.

But just how many of these sad, weird and overall unappealing Rob Lowes are there?

Well, we counted.

Meet the seven Rob Lowes who have cable.

Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe