One old man had to learn the hard way that wrestling a crocodile is a really dumb idea.
In a video posted on Twitter on Monday by @lnstant_Regret, an elderly man drops his jacket on the face of the croc in an attempt to blind it. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
Then, he makes an even dumber decision. He decides to hop on the thing to wrestle. That lasted all of a few seconds before the crocodile turned the tables. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
Watch the unreal video below. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)
Dominate a crocodile pic.twitter.com/goUf0cV9xl
— Instant Regret (@lnstant_Regret) August 19, 2019
What was that guy thinking? Seriously, what the hell was he thinking? I know I’m usually for taking these beasts out when you see them out on golf courses, but this guy has me re-thinking my stance. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)
If you’re dumb enough to approach them and try to fight them, then I really don’t feel bad for you if the beast flips a switch. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)
Here’s some free advice for all of you, and I hope you’re listening. Approaching wild animals that can be violent is almost never a smart idea.
Almost never. In fact, I can’t think of a single example where it’s a good idea. Not a single one.
Be smarter, folks. Be much smarter!